g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

swaggie2nope:

i cant old sport understand old sport your accent

cokeflow:

mirandasexnoise:

greg0ry:

nicki minaj is 30

how

she was born 30 years ago

lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

gokudezi:

gokudezi:

Today this girl walked into class, looked around and asked “are there any teachers around?” and when we said no she pulled a lizard out of her shirt

bleu:

have you ever seen someone so hot that you dont belive they are even real

theneverendingdrums:

wimpala:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

theneverendingdrums:

i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it

update: i got away with it

omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me

hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it

r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole